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Bratz Dolls May Give Young Girls Unrealistic Expectations Of Head Size

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Happy 30th Birthday, Aaliyah

:( Will always love Love LOVE Aaliyah Haughton.

Whitney, Put Your Face Away

I subscribe to Pop culture. Not only do I subscribe, but I run the Pop culture subscription department. So when you subscribe to Pop culture, you're actually emailing me. Anyway, The Hills is one of my shows. I watch it religiously. I don't watch The City like that because Whitney is just too much for me. Whitney, your face is becoming a problem.

At any given moment, Whitney Port will be catching flies on camera. Her agape expression is frozen in time. And I'm over it. Now look, LC makes the same face. I'm aware of that:



But look at how much happier Lauren Conrad looks when she's in shock. Whitney looks sad and dumb...like, all day. Look at Whitney in the above photo too - sad and dumb, sad and dumb.

I'm not saying anyone on The Hills is a Mensa scholar. I'm not even certain that anyone on that show can actually read. Since it's "scripted reality", that might not include the use of cue cards. I have no idea. All I know is Whitney's face should be stored away with Crocs and Ed Hardy clothing. The end.

Where For Arte Thou, Lauryn?

I posted this on my OTHA OTHA blog http://www.withoutapause.com but you know it had to be covered here too. If Lauryn doesn't come back out soon, I'm going to write her a very angry letter. That'll show her.



The days even before the good ol' days of Lauryn, when she played Kiera the girl who couldn't read on soap opera As the World Turns. She'll be back.

More Fun with Children...Wait What?

I mean how cute is a kid rapping a Tupac song about his mama? He has no teeth. I heart him.

I Heart You, Little Person

Happy Birthday Britney Spears!

So I've been sick. Sue me. Not the kind of sick this former Mousekateer was, but Brit Brit is back and sedated. Good times. In honor of her birthday and release of Circus (shout out to Benny Blanco), I've decided to share my favorite Britney song that somehow ended up on both Blackout annnnnnnd Circus! How special.