Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Ass, Gas, or Bass...Nobody Rides For Free


I can't help it. I'm obsessed with Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl. He is the perfect combination of douchebag and Andre3000. With his flamboyant clothing choices, messy androgynous coif, smoldering in dark allies while he pretentiously announces "I'm Chuck Bass." I can't help it. And to know that the actor who portrays him, Ed Westwick, is BRITISH (complete with accent), I really can't take it. Rumor has it he's banging Drew Barrywhore (I used to like her until this). They should end that immediately. On the show he screws anything fly with a pulse. This gives me hope. But alas, his heart belongs to Blair. Damn that motherchucker!